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The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist. - Russell Baker Quotes

The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.

American Journalist

A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump off the Godfather for not going to church on Sunday. - Russell Baker Quotes

A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump off the Godfather for not going to church on Sunday.

American Journalist

I gave up on new poetry myself thirty years ago, when most of it began to read like coded messages passing between lonely aliens on a hostile world. - Russell Baker Quotes

I gave up on new poetry myself thirty years ago, when most of it began to read like coded messages passing between lonely aliens on a hostile world.

American Journalist

I gave up on new poetry myself thirty years ago, when most of it began to read like coded messages passing between lonely aliens on a hostile world. - Russell Baker Quotes

I gave up on new poetry myself thirty years ago, when most of it began to read like coded messages passing between lonely aliens on a hostile world.

American Journalist

Those people who taught Hubert Humphrey a lesson will still be enjoying the Nixon Supreme Court when Tricia and Julie begin to find silver threads among the gold and the black - Russell Baker Quotes

Those people who taught Hubert Humphrey a lesson will still be enjoying the Nixon Supreme Court when Tricia and Julie begin to find silver threads among the gold and the black

Nixon

A railroad station? That was sort of a primitive airport, only you didn't have to take a cab 20 miles out of town to reach it. - Russell Baker Quotes

A railroad station? That was sort of a primitive airport, only you didn't have to take a cab 20 miles out of town to reach it.

In an age when the fashion is to be in love with yourself, confessing to be in love with somebody else is an admission of unfaithfulness to one's beloved. - Russell Baker Quotes

In an age when the fashion is to be in love with yourself, confessing to be in love with somebody else is an admission of unfaithfulness to one's beloved.

Age And Aging American Journalist

Ah, summer - what power you have to make us suffer and like it - Russell Baker Quotes

Ah, summer - what power you have to make us suffer and like it

Power

The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this notion rested solely on my suspicion that I would never be fit for real work, and that writing didn't require any. - Russell Baker Quotes

The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this notion rested solely on my suspicion that I would never be fit for real work, and that writing didn't require any.

American Journalist Suspicion

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure. - Russell Baker Quotes

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure.

American Journalist People

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost. - Russell Baker Quotes

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.

American Journalist Work

An educated person is one who has learned that information almost always turns out to be at best incomplete and very often false, misleading, fictitious, mendacious - just dead wrong. - Russell Baker Quotes

An educated person is one who has learned that information almost always turns out to be at best incomplete and very often false, misleading, fictitious, mendacious - just dead wrong.

American Journalist Education

Situation comedy on television has thrived for years on

Situation comedy on television has thrived for years on "canned" laughter grafted by gaglines by technicians using records of guffawing audiences that have been dead for years.

I gave up on new poetry myself 30 years ago when most of it began to read like coded messages passing between lonely aliens in a hostile world. - Russell Baker Quotes

I gave up on new poetry myself 30 years ago when most of it began to read like coded messages passing between lonely aliens in a hostile world.

American Journalist Poetry

Live by publicity, you'll probably die by publicity. - Russell Baker Quotes

Live by publicity, you'll probably die by publicity.

American Journalist

In America, it is sport that is the opiate of the masses. - Russell Baker Quotes

In America, it is sport that is the opiate of the masses.

America American Journalist

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - Russell Baker Quotes

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.

American Journalist Efficiency

So there he is at last. Man on the moon. The poor magnificent bungler! He can't even get to the office without undergoing the agonies of the damned, but give him a little metal, a few chemicals, some wire and twenty or thirty billion dollars and, vroom! - Russell Baker Quotes

So there he is at last. Man on the moon. The poor magnificent bungler! He can't even get to the office without undergoing the agonies of the damned, but give him a little metal, a few chemicals, some wire and twenty or thirty billion dollars and, vroom!

Man

It seems to be a law of American life that whatever enriches us anywhere except in the wallet inevitably becomes uneconomic - Russell Baker Quotes

It seems to be a law of American life that whatever enriches us anywhere except in the wallet inevitably becomes uneconomic

Law

There are no liberals behind steering wheels - Russell Baker Quotes

There are no liberals behind steering wheels

Don't try to make children grow up to be like you, or they may do it. - Russell Baker Quotes

Don't try to make children grow up to be like you, or they may do it.

American Journalist Children

A solved problem creates two new problems, and the best prescription for happy living is not to solve any more problems than you have to. - Russell Baker Quotes

A solved problem creates two new problems, and the best prescription for happy living is not to solve any more problems than you have to.

Life is always walking up to us and saying,

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture.

Reporters thrive on the world's misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent pleasure in events that dismay the rest of humanity. - Russell Baker Quotes

Reporters thrive on the world's misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent pleasure in events that dismay the rest of humanity.

American Journalist Events

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker Quotes

Americans like fat books and thin women.

American Journalist

You can't enjoy light verse with a heavy heart. - Russell Baker Quotes

You can't enjoy light verse with a heavy heart.

American Journalist Heart

When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible - cowards and fools. - Russell Baker Quotes

When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible - cowards and fools.

American Journalist People

What the New Yorker calls home would seem like a couple of closets to most Americans, yet he manages not only to live there but also to grow trees and cockroaches right on the premises. - Russell Baker Quotes

What the New Yorker calls home would seem like a couple of closets to most Americans, yet he manages not only to live there but also to grow trees and cockroaches right on the premises.

American Journalist

Skins tanned to the consistency of well-traveled alligator suitcases. - Russell Baker Quotes

Skins tanned to the consistency of well-traveled alligator suitcases.

The Nathan Foundation has given $923,500. - Russell Baker Quotes

The Nathan Foundation has given $923,500.

Anticipating that most poetry will be worse than carrying heavy luggage through O'Hare Airport, the public, to its loss, reads very little of it - Russell Baker Quotes

Anticipating that most poetry will be worse than carrying heavy luggage through O'Hare Airport, the public, to its loss, reads very little of it

The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately to defeat him - Russell Baker Quotes

The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately to defeat him

Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things. - Russell Baker Quotes

Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things.

American Journalist Progress

The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him. - Russell Baker Quotes

The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.

American Journalist Defeat

People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately. - Russell Baker Quotes

People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.

American Journalist People

Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories - those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost. - Russell Baker Quotes

Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories - those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.

Work

Can't anything be done about calling these guys student athletes? That's like referring to Attila the Hun's cavalry as

Can't anything be done about calling these guys student athletes? That's like referring to Attila the Hun's cavalry as ""weekend warriors""

Poetry is so vital to us until school spoils it. - Russell Baker Quotes

Poetry is so vital to us until school spoils it.

American Journalist

Can't anything be done about calling these guys student athletes? That's like referring to Attila the Hun's cavalry as

Can't anything be done about calling these guys student athletes? That's like referring to Attila the Hun's cavalry as "weekend warriors"

Caution: These verses may be hazardous to your solemnity. - Russell Baker Quotes

Caution: These verses may be hazardous to your solemnity.

American Journalist

Happiness is a small and unworthy goal for something as big and fancy as a whole lifetime, and should be taken in small doses. - Russell Baker Quotes

Happiness is a small and unworthy goal for something as big and fancy as a whole lifetime, and should be taken in small doses.

Life is always walking up to us and saying, ''Come on in, the living's find,'' and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker Quotes

Life is always walking up to us and saying, ''Come on in, the living's find,'' and what do we do? Back off and take its picture.

Life

So there he is at last. Man on the moon. The poor magnificent bungler! He can't even get to the office without undergoing the agonies of the damned, but give him a little metal, a few chemicals, some wire and twenty or thirty billion dollars and, vroom! there he is, up on a rock a quarter of a million miles up in the sky. - Russell Baker Quotes

So there he is at last. Man on the moon. The poor magnificent bungler! He can't even get to the office without undergoing the agonies of the damned, but give him a little metal, a few chemicals, some wire and twenty or thirty billion dollars and, vroom! there he is, up on a rock a quarter of a million miles up in the sky.

Moon

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